I don’t have anything against juicing, but I do have something against our juicer. You see, our juicer is a runt. Whenever I juice I get 20% juice, 80% foam. It may look like a juicer. It may sound like a juicer. But I assure you, the only gears that get properly ground in the process of “juicing” are mine. I fantasize about going “Office Space” on my juicer every time I use it. Instead of it creating pulp I would gladly beat it to a pulp in the middle of a field 🙂
When you avoid your juicer for as long as I have, you forget how good green juices make you feel. Focusing on the good, I suppose any green juice is good juice, even if it comes with a heaping side of foam. So, I’ve decided to juice in bulk. That way I can actually get enough juice to warrant having a go at the entire operation, and I can relish the days that I don’t have to clean it!
This week I have been juicing every other day, so every other day I drink about a liter of concentrated greens: kale, swiss chard, and celery are the norm. My skin is glowing, and I’ve acquired an edge in yoga that I haven’t had in months. I feel so good right now that I can’t believe I ever stopped juicing, so foam or no foam I’m going to juice dammit. Maybe I’ll just drink it out of a cappuccino mug and serve up a tall non-fat green juice with extra foam and stick it to Starbucks for good.
Have you ever seen the Nutella commercial where a woman tells us about how Nutella provides the energy her kids need? That may be true, but the so-called energy they are getting via high amounts of sugar is really just sending their blood sugar through the roof and setting them up for some attention disorder symptoms in their first period class.